unfortunaly for you, I got a lot of time while travelling home from superbooth, take this!:

Your rack is so bad, my mum wont play it

Your rack is so underground, theres no cv flow

your rack stands in a grocery store and does beeeep

your rack is so sick, your wasp filter sneezes

your rack is so common, it doesnt scream "Techno" untill you do

Its actually not your rack, its played by the ventriloquist Jeff Dunham

you rack has to much vcas - vintage car allures

if you would have put flowers in your rack, it would have a function

your rack doesnt power up at all

do you rember that last 1200 € purchase? - still sounds like mess

its not playable by dogs:
where is the cv-control for peanut-licking?

only one Mimeophon - how are you going to play feedback polyphonic?

There are no behringer clones

pretty pink rack, but no way to colour the sound

Daft punk dislikes your rack

your rack is not gluten free - why not just patching buttered bread instead?

your rack is so filthy, its used to get patched through gloryholes

president trump likes your rack ergonomy

your rack is such a bummer, if you throw it out of the window, it hits you one more time

your rack has no knurlies

your rack is like medusa, its sight kills people

7 of 10 dentist helpers dislike your rack

your rack is worse as this roast quotes