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I know, right? You’re all set with a Dunlop 1.00 mm pick and Gary Moore’s Blues Alive to do your own rendition of “Cold Day in Hell,” when suddenly you notice you’re hearing something other than Gary.Her: “Honey, can you turn that down? The reboot of Sex and the City is on.”You: Eyes rolling at the mere thought of yet more emotional propaganda designed to propagate the sale of expensive shoes and handbags wrapped in progressive ideology that doesn’t resonate with you.Yes, I’m talking about the battle of the sexes. This conflict is as old as time, and you’ll need a map to navigate all the silence, nonverbal clues, and passive-aggressive behavior associated with it. Or, come to think of it, maybe you can win the war with the old Guv’nor.People, what we’re speaking of here is an amp in a box where you can control the volume without sacrificing tone. How’s that? Yes, this does have the FX loop, and with the aid of a stereo cable, you can run your entire chain through this box of distortion decadence.Simply put, this sounds like a cranked Marshall in an ISO booth and peace in the Middle East all rolled into one.In the battle for air supremacy, you’ll need reliability and durability, and this English-made armored black box of steel is exactly what’s needed to protect your flank. After all, arguing with a woman is like negotiating with a lion while your head is in its mouth.How’s that, Gary? Is there another way to handle this?“Better take one last look Before I’m out the door There’ll be a cold day in hell Before I’m comin’ back to you.”Thank you, Mr. Moore. And, uh, easy there, chieftain—what’s next? TV dinners and call girls?“I Still Got the Blues” for you, indeed.