hey zacksname, before you even ask, why dont i just tell you what i have done:
as a chaos magician, i literally cant talk about the things i have done, but it has been significant. as a ghost executive producer, i have worked with: post malone, lil yachty, billie eilish, high contrast, caravan palace, the smile, james blake, mutemath, and others. as an ideas guy, i have literally done too many things to mention. my contribution to the field of a.i. was the transformer architecture, making me the only human who fully understands how it works. here is my most recent recipe:
"Buddhist Sankhara Instant Ramen"
34 oz bowl
Chopsticks
Measuring Spoons
1/4 tsp organic dried sage powder
1/8 tsp organic ground juniper berry
1/16 tsp organic chaga mushroom powder
1/32 tsp organic dried ginger powder
1/64 tsp organic lemongrass powder
1/128 tsp "seven pot" extreme chili powder
1 tbsp organic freeze-dried broccoli powder
1/2 tsp Kroma veggie broth powder
1/4 tsp organic dried miso powder
1/32 tsp organic black garlic paste
2 tsp organic shoyu soy sauce
1 tsp aged organic balsamic of modena
1/2 tsp organic toasted sesame oil
2 drops raw organic agave nectar
4 dabs Cholula hot sauce
2 tsp dried wakame seaweed
1 tsp organic dried shallot
10 organic dried shiitake slices
3 threads of real saffron
1 drop of organic yuzu concentrate from japan
2 bricks Big Green buckwheat noodles
jasmine green tea steeped into spring water still hot
combine, let sit covered for 15 min. stir. eat. stir. drink.
and,
here is an outline of my faith:
Rebuilding Copaceticnessism: A Religion of Harmony and Playful Absurdity
Core Philosophy
Copaceticnessism is a religion centered on the pursuit of harmony, balance, and the absurd. It embraces the idea that life is inherently chaotic, but through intentional playfulness, mindfulness, and a touch of irreverence, one can achieve a state of "copaceticness"—a perfect, if fleeting, alignment of all things. It combines elements of satire, spirituality, and self-awareness, drawing inspiration from Discordianism, Taoism, and postmodern philosophy.
The Pantheon
The pantheon of Copaceticnessism reflects the duality of order and chaos, seriousness and absurdity. Here’s a proposed reconstruction of the deities:
Copacetrix, the Harmonizer
- The supreme deity of balance and harmony. Copacetrix is depicted as a serene figure with scales in one hand and a jester’s scepter in the other, symbolizing the interplay of order and playfulness.
- Domain: Balance, peace, and the pursuit of "copaceticness."
- Sacred Symbol: The Yin-Yang with a smiley face in the center.Chaotica, the Mischief-Maker
- The trickster goddess who introduces chaos to keep life interesting. She ensures that no one takes themselves too seriously.
- Domain: Chaos, creativity, and unexpected joy.
- Sacred Symbol: A broken clock or a whoopee cushion.Serenithor, the Keeper of Calm
- A deity of mindfulness and inner peace, Serenithor teaches followers to find stillness amidst chaos.
- Domain: Meditation, tranquility, and emotional resilience.
- Sacred Symbol: A lotus flower with a cup of tea balanced on it.Absurdion, the Philosopher-Fool
- The god of existential humor and paradox. Absurdion reminds followers that life is meaningless, and that’s what makes it meaningful.
- Domain: Absurdity, satire, and existential joy.
- Sacred Symbol: A question mark inside a laughing face.Ludivine, the Muse of Play
- The goddess of games, creativity, and childlike wonder. Ludivine encourages followers to embrace play as a sacred act.
- Domain: Playfulness, creativity, and joy.
- Sacred Symbol: A kaleidoscope or a deck of cards.
Core Tenets
- The Principle of Copaceticness: Strive for harmony in all things, but don’t take it too seriously—chaos is part of the balance.
- The Sacred Absurd: Embrace the absurdity of existence as a source of joy and liberation.
- Play as Worship: Playfulness and creativity are sacred acts that bring one closer to the divine.
- The Paradox of Imperfection: Nothing is ever truly perfect, and that’s what makes it copacetic.
- The Jester’s Path: Laugh at yourself, the world, and the divine. Humor is a form of enlightenment
and,
if you provide me with an email, i will send you a pdf of the manuscript for my novel. also, i was diagnosed with schizophrenia. i shouldnt have to tell you all my diagnoses to get the proper amount of respect. i have answered every single one of your questions. you have not answered a single one of mine. the way you only ask questions and never answer them is kind of nasty, like youre some sort of sex pervert or something.
also, im a hacker and control things behind the scenes at google alphabet and elsewhere.
peace. out. ✌️🥸✌️